• Jersey Love Seagull Crap funny hand soap pump bottle
  • Seagull Crap hand soap by Jersey Love on a dock by the bay
  • Back label of Seagull Crap hand soap explaining the funny Jersey Shore story
  • Seagull Crap hand soap on a white bathroom sink in a shore house
  • Front of Jersey Love Seagull Crap hand soap, dirty birds clean hands
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Jersey Love Seagull Crap Hand Soap

Jersey Love Seagull Crap Hand Soap

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A Jersey Shore soap inspired by every seagull that's ever ruined a beach day.

Funny name, surprisingly fresh scent, and it actually cleans your hands. Seagull Crap Hand Soap is the perfect gag gift for anyone who's lost a french fry (or a whole sandwich) on the boardwalk.

Perfect for

  • White elephant and Secret Santa gifts
  • Shore house bathrooms
  • Jersey people who moved away
  • Anyone who's been dive-bombed at the beach

How to use: Pump onto wet hands, lather, rinse.

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SEAGULL CRIME SCENE

Dirty birds.
Clean hands.
No evidence left behind.

Our funniest shore-inspired hand soap is made for beach houses, boardwalk bathrooms, gift shops, and anyone who knows seagulls cannot be trusted.